Mascara. It is the totally underrated makeup tool. More often than not it is the foundation or the eyeliner that gets kudos for being the make or break factor of a woman's boudoir arsenal. I beg to differ. For it is a well known fact that the eyes are the doorway to the soul and would it not make sense that how you present your peepers is of utmost importance?
Many women spend hours perfecting their base makeup, starting with the primer then foundation then bronzer and blush and then ruin the whole affair by not paying enough attention to their eyeballs.
I know from personal experience that your face could be a hot mess covered in pubescent acne but if your eyes are flawless no one will give it a second look. I know because senior year I was that hot mess. So I perfected the art that is mascara application. I can make my normal length lashes look like a Maybelline ad in less than ten mins. Give me any mascara and magic will happen. I am the Gandalf of eyelashes, clumps shall not pass. This wand of wonder also has the transformative power of making your day go ten times better than normal if applied right.
When my lashes are perfectly coated in black and each lash is individually magnified, personified and exemplary its going to be a damn good day. It could rain mud and snow goose poop but I'll be damned if the weather is going to mess up my day! My lashes are flawless!! Take that stupid weather!
This may seem like a stupid brainless girlie thing to obsess over but trust me this is cosmetic voodoo. Men, you may think you don't care or notice but believe me you do why else do you smile at us, hold open doors, and offer to cary our groceries when we batt our perfectly peerless peepers at you? It sure doesn't happen when were going au-natural. Accept this mystical makeup masterpiece that grants us unlimited power over you and I promise we wont tell anyone ;)
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